Prologue..... The one that started it all....

Michael corleone: hey....
luca brasi: hey chk my scrap bk a rather interesting scrap abt mata bhaaari second page of scraps
Michael corleone: ya i goyt it to..lomng one talkin about 11th nov party right...???/
luca brasi: ya sahi be
Michael corleone: rj dude is cool.......and we 2 are the first ppl to do that ....looks like some really smitten deewana from skool
luca brasi: ok now since u got it too... it makes sense since we are the only guys to have written testimonials for her he assumed that enther of us is dating her and then scrapped us hmm... and anyways... mast launda hai tho mata bhaaari is freaked out...
Michael corleone: what about the guys in coll....they have written a few too achha phone par baat hui kya???kya boli???
luca brasi: na i dun think they hav na msged i talked to her bt i gt this scrap after i had talked to her kal call karunga
Michael corleone: is baar phone aane de poori detail khod doonga khoob senti maari tune aaj???
luca brasi: nopes
Michael corleone: i have no balance ,,,wiill have to wait for a call or for your update tomm luca brasi: see ours is the only testi tht shows oin the first page and... ob the lnger ones anyways... she told me abt this guy who was really senti abt her in skool and tht 11th nov night accrding to her...
Michael corleone: bingo... what batao batao
luca brasi: these people wanted to talk to her
Michael corleone: means sahi me kuch hua tha,,,poori potboiler hai
luca brasi: like all despo romeo's et al then her bhai intervened and gaali galuch et al and they left
Michael corleone: so usne gariya diya ??
luca brasi: this accrding to her
Michael corleone: to kya hua ,,,,just normal i guess,,,,,,not defendin but normal right....
luca brasi: yea
Michael corleone: ya accordin to her ,,,,,,no other source,,,
luca brasi: bt the language of the scrap gt to her i think very senti abt the language
Michael corleone: sure will ,,,,,,portrays her as a whore,,,will get to anyone... the language has a snmitten lover written all over it
luca brasi: yes
Michael corleone: launda kaafi frusta kar likh raha tha.,,,,,,,,engllish bhi dheeli hai,,,,,"she has had a lot of lust."
luca brasi: yes
Michael corleone: khair humare liye to tp hi hai,,,,,,like we cared what happened on 11th(would definitely like to know but ob wouldnt care),,,,,,imagine ppl tellin her ki trivedi is bad boy thrown out of skool ,,,, nothin i guess wont make a bit of diff,,,,,
luca brasi: lol yes wudnt imagine someone tellin her ki
luca brasi ne ek launde ki aankh phod di thi lol
Michael corleone: ya then i guess we all will be even ,,,me gangster she slut and you a hitman,,,,,great trio....what say???
luca brasi: yes
Michael corleone: that article man on blogspot,,,,,a vent for anger or what????family bashin ?????
luca brasi: na not really the next one is self bashing plus hv two more tht i have written will publish later
Michael corleone: i remembered i scored 89.2 % in 10th the deal for a bike was 90% so i lost it by 4 marks,,,,no good parents ..same old scooter
luca brasi: lol
Michael corleone: ya and the gud skool thing,,,same here,,,,,but bros english is about 3 times gudder than me so he stands better there
luca brasi: lol hmm well angreji ..... gudder angreji... its one thing to be fluent and hv a great vocab and another thing entirely to put it into words... sometimes they flow and sometimes they js dont..
Michael corleone: ya agreed...but writin is better,,,,,,you can review i and then make it more effective,,,,
luca brasi: well yes that family bashing... was one go.. din even read it... js published it and anyways... arguing comes to us naturally i think...
Michael corleone: aaj launco ne hostel ki chat par pakistan ke I-day ko celebrate karne ke liye hawa bharke condom lagaya...... laundo*
luca brasi: so that is wat we are best at
Michael corleone: haan haan
luca brasi: lol
Michael corleone: so mata bhaaari has a new thing on her mind to chaato us ......will be givin explanations even though we ppl dont want em
luca brasi: yes its better for u
Michael corleone: kya????
luca brasi: i'd have not only hav to listen to all of it but convince her that its all right and no one is concerned and that.. its ok... and i dont htink of her as a slut :P
Michael corleone: ya she ought to know that,,,,,,,,waise gud rj guy thought ki itni hyper baatpar koi yakeen karega???pretty optimistic guy.......... u know what i think ,,,.baith ke kisi kone me ro rahi hogi....pakka .........
luca brasi: yes btw pallav seems to have your best interests at heart... i say take his advice... door reh mata bhaaari se :P
luca brasi: me ofcourse... i have no such muses to save me
Michael corleone: haan main door hi hun 3000km is not close on any scale
Michael corleone: koi nahi mai aa jaata hun .........waise achha hi hai apna terrific trio....
luca brasi: yes
luca brasi: lol
Michael corleone: jaanta*
luca brasi: terric trio...bhukal macha denge up dill border waale area mein .... naya gang u see Michael corleone: pata nahi ,.....maybe like we call everyother gal a randi kulta he may have diff parameters haan.........
luca brasi: ek pwd waala gangster... ek behenji type.... slut and ek 50 kilo ka hitman koi mquabla hai is gang ka,... police waalon ki bhi phategi... bapu log ka bhokal de saktein hain.... woh baat alag hai ki "mummy bahut maaregi " :P
Michael corleone: haan mai vito...tu luca brasi ...aur woh....ummmmm hmmmmm,.......chameli?????
luca brasi: billo :P
Michael corleone: haan woh to hai........"faculty night massacare".........
luca brasi: lol
Michael corleone: i guess the tough job will have to convincin her ki noone cares ki what sumone says,,,,she has to learn to take it in her stride....
luca brasi: yes abhi toh woh apne doston ke chutiya se nahi ubhri thi...
Michael corleone: so you have the above mentioned tough job at hand.....me only curious onlooker
luca brasi: plus ghar ghrasti ke jhagdon mein bhi senti thi upar se yeh sab... bechari abla naari Michael corleone: kya hua ghar me uske???
luca brasi: hw do i kno mein kaunsa ghar jamai hoon
Michael corleone: haan kahin tension me patli na ho jaaye
luca brasi: lol brb
Michael corleone: oye apan log ekta kapoor ko beat kar sakte hain.....what say......
luca brasi: yes any given day